WAIT
Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today
we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
my neighbour said "you know your cat climbs up there and stares at me?" and I said "yeah, I know, I'm sorry."
It keeps you humble to see someone who you know is smart and media savvy, someone whose opinions you generally respect even if you don’t always agree, to see them post stanning a vtuber who’s definitely said racist shit, but also is truly annoying and mid as hell. Like, girl, please watch some independent vtubers, I’m fucking begging you.
i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something
and yet, when i play magic the gathering to cum, suddenly its ok to make fun of me
it's never okay to play magic the gathering for any reason
enith-derogatory asked:
I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.
I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.
On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."
Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.
And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."
I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)
i-am-a-fish answered:
this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad
